So I'm playing the original Sims 1 for the Ps2.
yeah, I'm that old school.

No-
I'm just po' and can't afford The Sims 3, like certain gay prosecutors I know. *cough**cough*

But anyways-

So I'm playing that 'Get a Life' scenario thing, with the Apollo Justice sim I made, right?
And I have to start out at "Mom's" House, [Or as I've been calling in Momma Justice's Ghetto Shack].
Well, 'Momma Justice' is a fucking WHORE and doesn't clean up after herself, that dirty skank. So, poor me, has to clean up after that ol' shit, gain some fucking skillz,sleep on the fucking couch [while she continuously turns on the television and radio AT THE SAME TIME], and borrow at least $800 dollars from the damn ho to get out of there.
MEANWHILE-
All I can here is flies buzzing around from her filth and shit, which goes all over the place when I go to sleep and she wakes up and trashes place.

Then Momma Justice proceeds to BITCH AND BITCH AND BITCH about how I don't have a job yet. GAWD.


...And now I remember why I fucking HATE this game.